Let’s be absolutely clear here… I am not gay and I am not a sex maniac.
This happened on one of the work-days last week. An inconsiderate young Singaporean boarded the feeder bus I normally take to work. I would imagine him to be in his early 20s — properly dressed — jeans, shoes, check-shirt (Paul Smith type) tuck in, etc etc. so much for background — here is what happened.
1. It was rush hour — i.e. damn freaking crowded on the feeder bus — like sardines
2. For whatever reason — this guy ended up with the opportunity to sit-down on an empty 2-seater (standard SBS).
3. He chose to sit at the aisle — and not move in against the window. So be it. What was infuriating — he chose to sit along the aisle and also extend his legs into the aisle somewhat (including part of this shoulders that was exposed to the aisle). Damn inconsiderate.
4. I admit that I would sit like that too… long legs, big balls — you have to sit like that. But this guy was obviously shorter than me (not so sure about his balls) and it was RUSH HOUR — there were sad folks who weren’t able to get up the bus.
5. The opportunity. Turns out for whatever reason — I ended up standing at the part of the aisle, back to this guy — with my ass right against his shoulder. I realised that made him somewhat uncomfortable. I observed that he would brush his shoulder once in awhile — to clean off whatever dust was on my butt, when my ass got to close.
6. BINGO — I spent the next 10min of the bus-ride, whenever the bus jerked somewhat… giving him as much of my ass as possible.
7. Justice served. Incidentally, that day, I had a great work-day.
